When we first heard the sounds back in January, the noise seemed to be coming from outside the house, under the deck. They were thrashing noises, like a sizeable critter was trying to make itself comfortable on a cold winter’s night.
My husband investigated and was confident that “it” or “they” could not get into the house. Since we were not in any actual danger, I suggested we leave the critters alone until the brutally cold weather passed. My husband reluctantly agreed.
My hope was that with the arrival of Spring the critters would simply leave; then we could repair any damage beneath the deck. But that’s not how it played out. Instead, one night in early March we awoke to a terrifying racket: Loud barking, almost like a dog. And between bouts of barking, little chirping sounds – babies. Worse, the sounds were not coming from outside under the deck as they had been, but in the chimney.
My husband was on the phone immediately, calling a certified wildlife expert who quickly arrived with traps, cages, and all manner of gear. After studying the situation, the expert announced that our guest was, as we had guessed, a raccoon. In fact she was a mother raccoon who was nursing her babies. The explosive racket was probably the father getting too close to the babies (or perhaps attempting to be amorous with the mama) so mama ran him off. This, according to the wildlife expert.
It seems that Mama raccoon had burrowed far beyond the original space under the deck. She and the kids were indeed within the chimney, hidden somewhere in the masonry directly behind our brick mantle.
My husband was, shall we say, dismayed.
But what the wildlife expert said next was music to my anxious ears: “It was nice of you to leave them alone, with this horrible winter we’re having. And it would be humane if you could leave them where they are for another month.”
So guess what we did? We left them there for another month.
And, meanwhile, listened to the raccoon symphony night after night.
Spring came at last, and we could hardly wait for our wildlife expert to take another look. The babies, he said, had taken off on their own. (This was as it should be: Baby raccoons grow quickly and become independent in record time.) Mama, however, was still residing in her little apartment in the chimney.
Have-a-heart traps were set. Days went by. One evening at dusk I saw her sniffing suspiciously at one of the traps. Every day for a week we checked the traps.
“You have a very smart raccoon,” the wildlife expert said solemnly. He brought in a second expert. This one advised changing the bait: Instead of apples, he placed part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich just inside the trap door.
The next morning, I dutifully checked the traps and – surprise! – I saw an enormous, round, ball of fur. I ran and got my husband. Mama raccoon woke up and looked a bit annoyed. She stared at us, and we stared at her.
Then she went back to sleep.
That same morning – a lush, warm Spring day – the wildlife expert released “our” raccoon miles away in a nature preserve. He then returned to our house and sealed up the hole under the deck that somehow led inside the chimney, “just so that no one else moves in,” as he put it. As he left he thanked us for being kindhearted and patient.
I slept well that night, and not just because of our newly-regained peace and quiet. I was content because my conscience was clear. After all, an annoying mama raccoon with a weakness for peanut butter and jelly is one of God’s creatures, too.
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May 8, 2014 12:24 PM EDTSuch a sweet and heartwarming story. I would have done the same and would like to think others would also. Thanks for sharing, Amy.
May 8, 2014 1:25 PM EDTThank you, Bobbie! This was a real test of our patience and compassion. It's one thing, I realize, to claim that you love all animals but quite challenging when it's a wild critter that is actually disrupting your life. We went the extra mile for mama raccoon and I'm glad we did!